But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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