no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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