? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The chlamydia really affected his face.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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