Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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