is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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