worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
We left an ass print on the piano.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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