What a fucking waste of an outfit
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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