no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
too bad you live with your parents still
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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