I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
