Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
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He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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