You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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