I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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