Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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