If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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