Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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