the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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