at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
