1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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