The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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