woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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