your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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