i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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