If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
He did a backflip because drugs
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