Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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