I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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