I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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