The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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