Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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