kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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