So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Randomize
