none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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