My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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