I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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