you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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