it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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