If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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