yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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