So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He did a backflip because drugs
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