have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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