That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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