Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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