so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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