How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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