Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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