Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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