Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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