I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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