Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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