What did we do last night that was yellow?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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