4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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