You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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