I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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