I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
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