i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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